Salem got snow; we got snow good! Sunday we got 3-4 inches of snow, the high the last two days hasn't gotten above freezing, and tomorrow we're forecasted to have more freezing rain and snow. But don't worry, they'll keep state offices open no matter what, so no one needs to worry about me getting bored or having too much time to have any fun. I sure you're all very relieved to hear that :D
padre, as an English major I feel it is my solemn and sworn duty to inform you that when creatively structuring a sentence you cannot use random words just because they rhyme. Something like "way to flow with the snow" or "way to know how to row with the flow of the snow" would have been more appropriate for the final portion of your comment. Next time it may be best to consult a certified English major in your area before trying to throw down some rhymage :D
for those of you that don't love poetry .. please allow me to decipher tod's last message.
doh!.. meaning.. hey, you misunderstand the author
perhaps so bro.. meaning.. you might be right...
though slow to glow... meaning.. you might be having a hard time getting this... your lightbulb.. representing your intelligence.. is not fully glowing.. or on
your brain should know... meaning.. you should understand that
this blow.. meaning.. what is coming out of the author at this point. i'm not saying where it is coming from.. just that it is emanating from the author
is all fo show.. meaning.. this is all in good fun.. just to entertain the author and the audience
no mo.. meaning.. nothing more.
i hope this assists the reader to understand the poetic intricacies of this work
Excellent point Aunt Joanne! I can affirm your suspicions since those are the exact words used by my padre last night on the phone to explain to me what his comment meant. Nice try, padre, but the jig is up! You got owned and pwned and otherwise shown, so please leave the rhymin' to the regulars (that's some legit slant rhyme and consonance just in case you were curious).
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Okay Joanne, I know what snow is now!
That doesn't count! That's cheap....when you can see it but you don't have to shovel it, drive in it, walk in it, plow it....
ReplyDeleteI tried to get a picture of it snowing/blowing on Monday but it is hard to show the wind...wouldn't you agree?? It was20°!!
Salem got snow; we got snow good! Sunday we got 3-4 inches of snow, the high the last two days hasn't gotten above freezing, and tomorrow we're forecasted to have more freezing rain and snow. But don't worry, they'll keep state offices open no matter what, so no one needs to worry about me getting bored or having too much time to have any fun. I sure you're all very relieved to hear that :D
ReplyDeletewhoa - jo - don't be my foe..let it go. and yo jbro - way to slow with the flow.
ReplyDeleteHave yo been drinking spiked Egg Nog?
ReplyDeletepadre, as an English major I feel it is my solemn and sworn duty to inform you that when creatively structuring a sentence you cannot use random words just because they rhyme. Something like "way to flow with the snow" or "way to know how to row with the flow of the snow" would have been more appropriate for the final portion of your comment. Next time it may be best to consult a certified English major in your area before trying to throw down some rhymage :D
ReplyDeletedoh! perhaps so bro. though slow to glow.. your brain should know - this blow is all fo show. no mo!
ReplyDeletefor those of you that don't love poetry .. please allow me to decipher tod's last message.
ReplyDeletedoh!.. meaning.. hey, you misunderstand the author
perhaps so bro.. meaning.. you might be right...
though slow to glow... meaning.. you might be having a hard time getting this... your lightbulb.. representing your intelligence.. is not fully glowing.. or on
your brain should know... meaning.. you should understand that
this blow.. meaning.. what is coming out of the author at this point. i'm not saying where it is coming from.. just that it is emanating from the author
is all fo show.. meaning.. this is all in good fun.. just to entertain the author and the audience
no mo.. meaning.. nothing more.
i hope this assists the reader to understand the poetic intricacies of this work
Julie....you so didn't write that! We don't even know how to spell decipher!
ReplyDeleteExcellent point Aunt Joanne! I can affirm your suspicions since those are the exact words used by my padre last night on the phone to explain to me what his comment meant. Nice try, padre, but the jig is up! You got owned and pwned and otherwise shown, so please leave the rhymin' to the regulars (that's some legit slant rhyme and consonance just in case you were curious).
ReplyDeleteho! ho! ho! ho! ho!
ReplyDeleteThanks for a great laugh this morning Joel!