You Gotta Love Craigslist ;)

This was sent to me by a co-worker and I just had to share it with you.

******WARNING****** This material is inappropriate and rude. So, Grandma Marian. Just stop reading right here. And, any of you youngsters. Time to pack it in.

Now, for the rest of you adventuresome folks... the actual ad:

To the woman that crapped in my car... (NE Portland)
We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive.

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it 'gambling'. I'm the last person to judge you. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand could have been better... like when you're not seated on a heated leather seat.

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

I await your call,


P.S. If you crapped yourself on purpose to end the evening early... Touche!