Team Henderson Vernacular

The addition of the suffix 'tard' to common words or phrases is a time-honored Team Henderson tradition. This approach is most often used to indicate the lack of awareness of or lack of specific skill surrounding or associated with a topic of interest.

For instance, if you are not aware of the rules of card playing - or lack skill in doing so.. you are a cardtard. Similarly if you have never experienced or have little skill in preparing campfire pies using a pie iron.. you are a pi-tard.

Some variations of this rule exist. The most common variation is to append the suffix to adjectives that are descriptive of a person's character. As an example, a meantard, is someone who acts both mean and retarded.

Most people are afflicted by some form of tard-ness. Fortunately, with sufficient effort, most forms of tard-ness are generally curable.