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September 30, 2008

What is Really Wrong?

Perhaps you too are watching as America and the world scramble to address the current financial crisis. So, how would you characterize exactly ‘what’ is going on? We’re told an effort is underway to 'save'our economy... and by extension the world economy.

In the simplest terms, the ‘what’ that is going on seems to be threefold: a) a free market that is naturally cleaning itself up, b) a hurried attempt by our leaders to artificially avoid the negative consequences of some really bad economic decisions that have been made and c) a political power struggle to take advantage of this crisis to re-distribute the control of the economy.

I don’t want to pretend like this is a simple problem. It isn't. I have spent many hours over the last few days talking with and reading what really intelligent people have to say in an attempt to understand the many layers of this problem (e.g., subprime mortgages, credit deposit swaps, lack of liquidity in the credit world, etc.). It points out the design of our financial system is a house of cards – and our leaders desperately attempt to keep that house from crumbling.

Yes. It’s complicated. So much so, that I bet you don’t have a clue what YOU could do to help solve it.
Do you?
Where would you even start?

I have a simple suggestion that might encourage you: Choose who you will place your trust in based on morality.

Morality? What’s morality got to do with our financial crisis? Well, morality is the ability to make distinctions between right and wrong conduct. If you are a ‘moral’ person your conduct is motivated by doing what is right.

Clearly, our financial system either fails to prevent – or promotes – immoral practices - choices that are wrong. Borrowers falsify their earnings and assets in order to acquire mortgages. Lenders ignore risks to provide unworthy people access to capital (mortgages, credit cards, etc) and charge immoral interest rates. Investment banks ‘gamble’ their depositor’s money. Financial institutions mis-state the balance sheets to attract investors and clients. CEO’s manage their companies to maximize their own pay package. And so on.

Interestingly, capitalism (economics – or an economy based on the free principles of supply and demand), generally speaking, has almost all the mechanisms required to ‘deal’ with all sorts of economic problems – without any intervention on the part of anyone. In fact, that is what is going on now as we await our 'bailout'. Our economy is punishing the immoral and rewarding the ‘good guys’. People that could not otherwise afford houses and those institutions that financed them are losing them. Some of the banks that ‘gambled’ are gone – others may be gone soon. Financial institutions are restating their balance sheets in an attempt to regain the trust of their investors and clients. Companies are reviewing and in some cases changing how their leaders are compensated - to regain investor trust. Again.. it goes on and on.

I said capitalism has ‘almost all’ the mechanisms required to produce a well run economy. In fact, it lacks only one element that I can see. Morality. It was present once. In fact, it has been a part of America’s fabric for a very long time. It was ‘built in’.

Alexis De Tocqueville – said more than 200 years ago: “America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great.”

It was our inherent ‘goodness’ that restrained our free economy. That goodness formed the basis of our government – which rightfully undertook to protect American’s right to the pursuit (not.. 'obtainment') of happiness within a free country. It was the goodness of our leaders that resulted in good laws. Usury laws that limited the amount of interest you could charge someone. Surity laws prevented people from being held hostage to credit. Securities laws were enacted to compel companies to truthfully report their financial situation. You get the idea. And we put some regulatory agencies (good people) together to ‘watch’ the economy and make sure it was operating honestly. There have always been ‘issues’ – but for the most part it worked.. and works - fabulously.

However, at some point – we lost our way. We lie. We deceive. We are selfish. We covet. We gamble. We steal. We are greedy.

On both sides of the aisle our lawmakers and people we have entrusted to protect our freedom – while also compelling right behavior through laws – have lost their morality. They no longer place ‘doing right’ above their self interests (retaining power, benefiting their constituents and donors, etc.). They no longer believe in economic freedom – but promote over-regulation, control, re-distribution (taking from one to give to another), and other forms of exercising their authority over us and our economy. They may pay lip service to the ideals of freedom. However, in many cases, they are primarily interested in being in charge. Managing. Controlling. Being on top.

Not all. But too many.

America in on the brink of ceasing to be great because it has ceased to be good.

Please – consider choosing good people to put your trust in – so that America can remain great. Work for and promote good people in the workplace. Vote for good people at all levels of government. Pick a bible-study leader because they are a good person – not because they look good or know everything. Let a ‘good person’ be the lead in the high-school musical instead of the ‘best singer’ (as long as they are at least a reasonably good singer ;>). Invest in companies run by good people – doing good things.

CHOOSE GOOD EVERY CHANCE YOU GET. That’s MY big idea. Let’s weave being good back into the fabric of America – where it belongs. The rest will sort itself out in due time.

This too shall pass.

September 28, 2008

Dwight J Schrute II

Okay.. too funny! Here's Joel in his official Dwight J Schrute (Assistant (to the) Regional Manager) costume he wore to the party celebrating the 2008 season premier of The Office - one of his favorite TV shows.

Incredible Joel!

For those who don't watch The Office, Dwight is the best salesman for Dunder Mifflin paper company, has a beet farm, is a volunteer fireman, loves nature things, and absolutely loves Battlestar Galactica. Oh, and he's madly in love with Angela!

Dwight on Tipping: "Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can and do cut my own hair. I did however tip my urologist, because, I am unable to pulverise my own kidney stones".








Question: What kind of bear is best?

September 17, 2008

Rated 'M' for Mature Audiences

One of the joys of having kids that are a little bit older is that we can share a funny story or two that otherwise would be inappropriate. As such and since both of my kids are brilliant.. and loved Chemistry.. I pass this slightly off color joke I received today along for your consumption. Please let me know if you find it patently offensive and I will immediately take it down. I just thought it was too cute to not pass along. Also, since my great friend Tim Logan went to Washington.. he will be justifiably proud of his fellow student!

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given in a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over! The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

September 16, 2008

My (Actual) Office

Okay folks, I know I said that 'I' couldn't take a picture of my office because of our (ITT's) security policies.

But, that doesn't mean that noone can.

So, I enlisted the talents of our in-house photographer - Dora - who IS allowed to take pictures within the building. Well, Dora just coughed up the picture and so I share it with you. And, just so you know.. I didn't even have any idea she was going to take the picture when she did.. so you really are catching a glimpse of my normal work environment.

And .. Julie was right.. NOTHING PINK!

September 14, 2008

1/3rd of the Globe

I admit that I am a bit obsessive about keeping track of my walking/running. That is evidenced by today's post. You see, over the last 847 days I have recorded my 'mileage'. My goal is to someday circumnavigate the globe (24,901.55 miles).

Well, yesterday I made it to 1/3 around! Yep, I've walked over 33.33% of the distance around the globe. (that's roughly equivalent to walking from San Jose, California to Singapore! - which would be a tough walk)

There's no way I can maintain the pace of the last 2-3 years.. but someday - God willing - I'll make it - and my Omron Pedometer will be with me every step of the way.

BTW.. TRUE STORY.. normally if Julie works on Saturdays I will walk over and grab a dozen donuts from our wonderful Stan's Donuts! I believe I actually achieved the 1/3 globe mark while standing in line at Stan's while waiting for my chance at the fatty donuts! Too funny!

September 13, 2008

Happy Birthday Joel!!

Ahh Joel! It's finally here.

Happy 24th Birthday!!

You are a fab-u-lous son and we appreciate being your parents soooo much; beyond our ability to understand the wonderful gift from God. We have loved you from the moment you were born and we saw you take those first breaths until today!

Enjoy yourself today and always!

Here are just a few quick photos of the fun, sword-bearing, quirky, entertaining, fashion-setting, Irishman you have become!

We don't want to know exactly what Joel is up to in this photo.. but the Salem Police apparently do. This photo was first publically displayed - along with 9 similar photos - at the Salem Post Office.

However, as I told the officer.. I do have a vague recollection that we purchased the sword for your college graduation ;)


This picture is one of my all time favorites of you. I can remember the occasion so vividly and the total happiness that you had in those moments soaring through the Irish air. There is a sense of true joy you exude when you are in your element that is a blessing to witness. I love the look on your face, the energy in the pose, the setting, the memory! I smile every time I see this picture.

That's right.. this is Joel completely enclosed in a front loading dryer. I don't think any studying got done this day at Willamette!

Tyler, Troy and Trent - Do ... excuse me.. DO NOT.. run downstairs into the basement and try this in the front loading dryer you own that looks incredibly similar to this picture! I said DON'T!! (but should you decide to totally disobey your uncle... grab a camera!)

(okay.. Joanne - I tried).

And.. yes, if you blow up the picture of the hamburger sitting in front of Joel here.. you will be able to clearly distinguish four (4) 1/3lb patties.. with four layers of cheese.. plus sauce. The comment that accompanied the QuadBurger in the menu was "are you serious?". Yes, he was. Joel ate the fries, some cheese sticks as well as downing the ENTIRE 1&1/3lb QuadBurger.

Carissa, as a medical professional.. I just thought you should know. Joel has shared with us how your beauty stops his heart.. and he is without a doubt completely smitten.. but he's also got like 40 quarts of cholesterol sloshing through his arteries! So, we're thinking about getting you a pocket defibrillator for Christmas... CLEAR!!

This next picture combines 3 of Joel's great loves.. Disney movies.. swords.. and taking goofy pictures. Need I say more?

And finally.. well.. you decide what this is. I think it just reflects that Joel is ever changing and surprising us.

Have a great birthday! SHABOO YAH!!

September 12, 2008

Busy Working

Umm.. what do you call that thing. You know the one I'm talking about... you know.. that thing... that time... that day.. when you don't.. what do you call it?... oh, yeah... WORK?

Time to clean my office??