We've just implemented a prototype and are looking for a few good people to join our team as test engineers.
Applicants should possess the following:
-> willingess to travel
-> desire to work outdoors with your hands
-> love of handguns
-> excellent eyesight
-> ability to stay calm under stressful situations
-> ability to reload a handgun while pulling 8Gs without loss of consciousness
4 comments:
I would apply but I think it would mess up my hair.
Okay.. too tough for me to choose today.. so I am going to publish all the responses to Steve's comments I thought of and you just decide which one you think is best.
a) You would apply but it would mess up your pants!
b) Steve, aren't you already a member of the Michigan Militia?
c) Steve, I've told you a million times.. you can't use the jet for deer hunting!
I'm in...where do I sign up.
It really would mess up my hair!
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