Naming Rights

In a further effort to address the skyrocketing federal deficit, officials in the nation's capitol today revealed that President Obama recently completed a deal to sell the naming rights to his presidential economic team for the duration of his first term.

Details of the contract were not readily available but inside sources close to the negotiations, speaking on the condition of anonymity, stated that a syndicate of prominent Democrats from Green Bay and Chicago prevailed in the bidding.

Indications are that as early as Sunday President Obama may make a formal announcement of the agreement which will officially dub his economic team 'The Green Back Porkers'.